The Fancy Pants Man
Tuesday, December 28th, 2010
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party…?
. Then he had a bright idea.
When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt and no socks on.
“What the hell are you supposed to be?” asked the host.
“A premature ejaculation,” said the man. “I just came in my pants!”
LOL.. THATS FUNNY…
HOW MANY GUYS TO THAT ON A DAILY BASIS?
The Fancy Pants Adventures Report 1
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Collection $15.98 Al Hirt applied his larger-than-life presence and blustering trumpet histrionics to become an icon of New Orleans style. He always had one foot firmly planted in the broad humor of vaudeville, making this brassy collaboration with one-time femme fatale Ann-Margret as appropriate a collaboration as his lengthy guest shot as part of the show in the Chris Owens burlesque house on Bourbon Street in Ne… |
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Silky Spiderman One Size Fits Most Pocket Diaper with Two Inserts $12.50 You and your baby will look forward to diaper changes when you’ve got this super cool Spider Man diaper in your stash! All Fancy Pants Diapers are adjustable to fit most babies from birth to potty training, and come with two absorbent inserts…. |
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Smiffys New Mens/Lady Clown Costume Pants Fancy Dress Outfit -Medium This bright adults Clown costume comes in the form of multi-coloured top and trousers set which has a satin finish. The top is striped with blue, yellow, orange and green sections and has yellow pom-pom buttons below the large ruffled yellow collar. One leg of the trousers is orange and the other blue, both with yellow sections at the ankle. A great, fun costume, perfect for many occasions. Don’t … |
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The Hangover Alan Man Purse Satchel Bag $29.95 This is not a man purse, it is a satchel. Other classics, such as Indiana Jones wears one. This satchel is an exact replica of what Zach Galifianakis’ character, Alan, wears in the movie, The Hangover…. |
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Haggar Mens Stripe Herringbone Fancy Pleat Front Dress Pant $60.00 This haggar herringbone stripe fancy pleat front dress pant has a very sophisticated dressy look to it… |
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Haggar Men’s Crowsfoot Subtle Texture Fancy Pleat Front Dress Pant $60.00 This haggar crowsfoot fancy pleat front dress pant has a subtle texture to it making it look very rich… |
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New Mens Two Button Shiny Silver Sharkskin Dress Suit This is a brand new men’s, two button, shiny silver sharkskin dress suit. It comes factory hanger packed on its original hanger. The suit is made out of very high quality 65/35 poly/rayon. The jacket has three outside pockets and three inside pockets. It’s an incredible look that will make you stand out at any event, so buy now!… |
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Fancy Pants Modified French Modified french cut tennis panty with no ball pockets. Nylon/Spandex Color:Black… |
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Women’s Fancy Pants Panty Modified French Modified french cut tennis panty with no ball pockets. Nylon/Spandex Navy… |
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Women’s Fancy Pants Panty Modified French Modified french cut tennis panty with no ball pockets. Nylon/Spandex White… |